CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. CAN THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEN THE FILM OR READ THE BOOKS PLEASE LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.
# Jasper, the youngest Cullen vampire, attacks Bella on her 18th birthday.
# Edward refuses to turn Bella into a vampire because he believes that the souls of vampires are damned and he doesn't want Bella to go that way.
# Edward dumps Bella and his family move away from Forks. Edward tries to remove himself from her life completely.
# Bella discovers she can communicate with Edward when she's in immediate danger so she becomes increasingly reckless.
# Bella meets Jacob and they quickly become friends. Jacob is attracted to Bella but Bella insists on just being close friends.
# Jacob tells Bella about a gang that he's in, that turns out to be a vampire pack.
# Victoria returns to try and kill Bella for the death of her boyfriend in the previous film and Jacob's pack manage to fight her off.
# Edward gets the message that Bella has killed herself so he asks the Volturi to kill him.
# When the Volturi refuse, Edward takes his top off to make every girl watching cream themselves, and tries to walk into the sunlight.
# Bella flies to Italy and stops Edward from killing himself.
# The Volturi only allow Bella to live if Edward agrees to turn her into a vampire.
# Edward plans to turn Bella into a vampire after she leaves high school and they get engaged.
IN LATER BOOKS:
# Jacob forces Bella to kiss him and she admits that she loves him but not in the way she loves Edward.
# Edward and Bella get married and Bella gets pregnant during the honeymoon.
# Jacob "Imprints" on their newborn baby, named Renesmee, meaning that he has found his soulmate.
# Jacob and Edward eventually see each other as brothers and not as sworn enemies.
# They all live happily ever after.



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